Kathy Hardy of DornickDesigns provided me with the only laugh I have had all afternoon. I happened on to her website as I was cruising around what appears to be a European version of Etsy, called DaWanda. Thanks Kathy for the good giggle fest!
Here's what Kathy says of her bracelet, "I call this my Shrunken Ex-Husband/Boyfriend bracelet ~ he's really kinda cute in his own way (but aren't they all). He is carved out of bone and then strung up with some bone skulls (his drinking buddies) and some beautiful faceted black crystals. Sterling beads & a cute little pewter toggle clasp."